sex in the dark

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by shark (the zone's favorite, Canadian Great White) on Tuesday, 14-Aug-2007 0:17:06

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.

Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the
light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.

She figures she would break him of this crazy habit. So one night, while
they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned
on the
lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated
leisure device... A vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
She
went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard,"

She screamed at him, "How could you be lying to me all of these years? You
better explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:

"I'll explain the toy . . You explain the kids."

Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Tuesday, 14-Aug-2007 1:08:19

<lol>
Good joke, and that guy's got a point.

Bob

Post 3 by YankeeFanForLife! (Picapiedra: king of the boards!) on Tuesday, 14-Aug-2007 1:10:30

O shit.

Post 4 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Tuesday, 14-Aug-2007 1:14:19

lol

Post 5 by gizmobear (move over school!) on Tuesday, 14-Aug-2007 10:30:29

lol lol fucking lol lol.

Post 6 by soaring eagle (flying high again!) on Tuesday, 14-Aug-2007 11:01:16

Now that's a good one!!!

Post 7 by buk buk buk (move over school!) on Tuesday, 14-Aug-2007 19:27:42

eheheheheheh roflmao. It's very small!

Post 8 by changedheart421 (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Tuesday, 14-Aug-2007 19:32:42

lol

Post 9 by Heavy Metal Girl 85 (Zone BBS is my Life) on Tuesday, 14-Aug-2007 21:26:43

well looks like the Zone's Favorite Canadian Great White has done it again, his jokes always are very amusing lol.

Post 10 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Wednesday, 15-Aug-2007 10:45:32

Oh damn! Hahahahahahaha! That's great!